The joke's on us. We've all been had!

I think I've finally figured it out--the whole Obama thing, that is. You see, for months I've tried to understand how an inexperienced, unvetted, anti-American, racist, [less than] one term senator could create such rabid, unjustified support from everyone from the mainstream media to the so-called political pundits. And I came up empty...kind of like Obama!Anyway, after trying in vain to figure out what I was missing, it hit me: The WHOLE THING is a joke! Now it makes perfect sense.

Before going any further, let's look at some of the KNOWN qualities Barack Insane Obama possesses:

. Attended a racist, seethingly anti-American church for 20 years

. Stated in 2004 that he absolutely would not seek the presidency in 2008

. Has less than 150 total days of experience on the Senate floor

. Has lied about so many things it's hard to keep track of them all

. Is apparently illegitimate, although as with so many other things, he's lied about this

. Is actually only 6.25% black, yet plays up what an "African-American" he is

. Flip-flops on nearly a daily basis on...EVERYTHING

. Cannot think on his feet AT ALL (remember the last debate with Clinton? the one where the moderators had the balls to ask Obama a few "tough" questions? and how he responded with a lot of, "uh...um...and...um...uh..."?) No TelePrompTer, no "eloquent, articulate" speeches!

. Hangs around with terrorists and slumlords

. Has been involved in money laundering

. Has a wife who was NEVER proud of American before her husband ran for president

. Admitted to using illegal drugs

. Was raised a Muslim--yes, he was REGISTERED for school that way!--but lies about that, too, just like he lies about everything else

. Has the support of Islamic leaders and various tyrants around the world--who would like nothing more than to have him in the White House

So what's the joke? It's like this: The unDemocratic Party, led by Howard Dean and spurred on by various losers like John Kerry and assorted jealous women like Nancy Pelosi, decided that they could not let Hillary Clinton win the nomination. So they went about trying to destroy her--but to pull this off they needed a puppet, and that's where Barack Hussein Obama comes in. Of COURSE they knew that he was unqualified! Of COURSE they knew that he stood for nothing! Of COURSE they knew that he wouldn't have an ice cube's chance in hell of defeating the Republican candidate! But they hated Clinton so much, they were willing to sacrifice the 2008 elections just to keep her out of the White House.

What they didn't know was that a bunch of uninformed, uneducated, starry-eyed people would latch on to the whole "hope and change!" nonsense. They couldn't have anticipated droves of idiots falling for...NOTHING. Nothing...yes, that's what Obama is all about. And the hopeless romantic nutjobs who've fallen for the abstract, vague HOPE of CHANGE don't realize that they're supporting an empty suit.

While Obama is being treated like a rock star, no one seems to be paying attention to the fact that there's nothing there. "His" platform is, of course, Hillary Clinton's platform slightly reworded. Remember in the debates--the ones that came before that final, telling one--when his most common response was, "I agree with Senator Clinton!"? Of course he does...that's who he stole "his" platform from!

It's a bad joke that, unfortunately, backfired on the DNC. They thought that by playing up--and shoving down our throats--an unqualified, unknown, inexperienced, unvetted, anti-American, racist, anti-Semitic, anti-gay, misogynist, the public would be outraged and would jump ship and rally behind the Republican candidate. Unfortunately, the Kool-Aid drinking cult members who've fallen head over heels for Mr Empty Suit pose a big problem for them; they know they're going to be the laughing stock of the world if--heaven forbid!--Obama actually gets elected in November.

There is a bright side to this, though! The PUMA movement. No one could have anticipated that millions of Americans--smart, informed Americans--would rise up and say, "NO! You're NOT going to make a mockery of democracy!" So here we are, preparing to march in Denver, continuing to support Hillary Clinton, REFUSING to support Obama and/or the DNC--and they're hurting for it, too! they've even had to cancel events in Denver due to lack of funds--and making sure the eighteen million people who voted for Clinton are heard. Maybe this joke will have a funny ending after all...


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Party unity my ass, or how the DNC is hurting for money

It pleases me to no end to be able to report that the [un]Democratic National Committee is hurting for funds for the Denver convention in August. GOOD! They're getting exactly what they deserve for having thrown EIGHTEEN MILLION of us [Clinton supporters] under their very large bus.

As of today, they're short about 11 million dollars, which they had promised to raise by mid-June. I guess Howard Dean and the other geniuses at the DNC didn't count on millions of us turning our backs on them, just as they turned their backs on Hillary and us. Surprise! Our message to them: Go fuck yourselves. You pushed--no SHOVED--an unqualified, unvetted, unknown commodity [Obama] down our throats over the vastly superior Clinton, and now you're paying for your own stupidity. Good luck raising the funds you need.

On the other hand, tons of us are mobilizing for trips to Denver during the convention [if the convention actually happens, that is] to protest the disgraceful behavior of the [un]Democratic party during this campaign. We'll be there in force, with our pro-Hillary gear, our anti-Obama merchandise, and our pro-McCain-if-we-have-to-choose-between-him-and-Obama stuff. Make no mistake about it, the fallout from the asinine decisions the Democrats made during this campaign will be big, loud, and its effects will be seen for years.

Many of us have already de-registered from the [un]Democratic party, and many more will follow. A favorite strategy right now is to send your torn-up voter's registration card [showing that you were registered as a Democrat] to Howard Dean for his viewing pleasure. Another fun thing to do is to send $44 in play money to the Obama campaign, and another $44 in play money to the DNC. Why 44? To represent the 44th president, of course. Why play money? So that you can attach a note saying that you're sending pretend money to help fund the pretend campaign they've been running. Want to participate? Great!

Here's where to send things to Howard Dean:

Howard Dean, Chairman
Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003

How about helping Obama out with his campaign?

Obama for America
PO Box 802798
Chicago, IL 60680

Whatever you do, please make sure you send an explanation! Remember, the folks we're dealing with aren't too swift, so you need to make abundantly clear WHY you're doing what you're doing.

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Time for Howard Dean to see the light

The shameful, disgraceful behavior of Howard Dean and the DNC has reached yet another new low: They were apparently behind the cancellation of the debate that was to have taken place on April 27 between, of course, Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama. It looks like Dean/DNC didn't want to take a chance on a repeat of the last debate--the one where Obama made a complete, utter ass out of himself, stumbling and stuttering over "tough" questions (NOT nearly as tough as the ones Clinton gets asked EVERY day) and looking every bit the shallow, hollow, unqualified person that he is.

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Well, in the past few days I've called the DNC--and made sure that my comments would get passed along to Howard Dean--and written directly to Dean. I want to make sure they're aware of what they're doing to the Democratic Party's core supporters--those of us who have been Democrats for many years or decades, and who are so disgusted with the way the DNC has tried to push oBLAHma on us that we're planning on leaving the party. This is what I wrote to Howard Dean yesterday:

I am APPALLED at your, and the DNC's, treatment of Hillary Clinton during this campaign. I am a LIFELONG Democrat who will LEAVE the party if Obama is our nominee.

I do not want a person with friends like these: http://www.jeffhead.com/obamacircle.htm as the Democratic nominee.

I do not want a person who--for TWENTY YEARS--sat in a church and listened to the hatred spewed by Jeremiah Wright [even though he claims he was miraculously absent every single time Wright spewed said hatred], and who had a close personal relationship with the hate-spewing Wright.

I do not want a nominee who has shown NOTHING of substance, and reacted by whining when ONE out of 20+ debates actually asked him a few "tough" questions.

I want a nominee with experience, integrity, and a PROVEN track record of working for the good of the general public. That person, Dr Dean, is Hillary Clinton.

If her recent primary wins--to say nothing of having captured EVERY SINGLE BIG STATE--aren't enough to convince you that she is the person the DNC should be supporting, you're going to lose me and MANY OTHER lifelong Democrats. I am prepared to shift my support from Clinton to McCain in the event that Obama is our party's nominee.

I am also prepared to--and WILL--leave the Democratic party and register as an Independent or, gasp, as a Republican.

You're ALIENATING the core members of this party and I find that disgraceful and inexcusable. Why are you shoving down our throats a candidate with such questionable friends, business dealings, and lack of experience?

Please come to your senses before it's too late!

While you're at it, kindly reschedule the debate that was supposed to happen next...I guess you and other Obama supporters were afraid that he'd make yet another embarrassing appearance, stumbling over himself to answer non-fluff questions. Guess what? The voters WANT to see what the two candidates are really all about!

Finally, unless you seat the Florida and Michigan delegates, you're alienating and disenfranchising 2.3 million people who went out and voted and who, through no fault of their own, now face having their votes go uncounted. Guess what? Many of them are prepared to leave the party, too.

If you haven't already, please contact Howard Dean and ask him to reschedule the debate--tell him you want to hear what Obama has to say when asked non-fluff questions. And, assuming that you're not under the influence of the Obama Kool-Aid, tell him you're disgusted with the DNC's support of the racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, anti-American Obama and that you don't appreciate having such a despicable character shoved down your throat by the DNC.

Howard Dean and the DNC, I hope you're listening

As should be pretty clear by now, I cannot stand Oblahma and cannot fathom how so many [clueless] people could have fallen for his hype. Sooooo...instead of repeating myself [like Obama does endlessly] I'll make this brief!

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There is NO WAY that I will vote for this unqualified, media-hyped phony baloney. And you know what? There are LOTS of other Democrats who feel the same way. Some of them are planning on casting "protest votes" (i.e., voting for someone, such as Ralph Nader, or writing in Hillary Clinton, knowing full well that their vote is basically a throw-away), others are planning not to vote at all, and still others--like myself--are planning on voting for McCain. What we all have in common is an absolute refusal to vote for Obama.

Howard Dean and the DNC (Democrat National Committee) need to realize that we're serious about this, and if it costs us [Democrats] the election in November, so be it. ANYTHING would be a better outcome than having Obaminable in the White House. My suggestion to the DNC is that they figure out some way--soon--to make the votes from the Florida and Michigan primaries count, so as not to disenfranchise those states' voters, and that they give due weight to the fact that ALL of the major states (California, New York, New Jersey, Ohio, Texas, etc.) have voted for Clinton in their primaries.

If you'd like to add your voice to those of us who will not, under any circumstances, vote for Obama should he become the Democratic nominee, please head on over to this petition and sign it today. Encourage everyone you know to do the same. Perhaps, with enough input from the public, Dean and the DNC will wake up...before it's too late.