Fun ways to contribute to Obama and the DNC

Some of my 18 million Hillary-supporting, anti-Obama friends and I have come up with some fun ways to...um...help the Obama campaign and the DNC. You see, it all started with the never-ending stream of pleas for financial support that we started receiving from Obama and the DNC, especially after Clinton suspended her campaign.


At first, we were all angered by the appearance of these unwanted, unwelcome pieces of junk from Mr Empty Suit and his cohorts. I mean, really, the AUDACITY of asking us for financial support...they want our money, after they stomped all over the most qualified Democratic candidate in eons, while simultaneously shoving the LEAST qualified candidate--of any party--in DECADES down our throats. Then it hit us. Sure!, why not send them money? They're even considerate enough to provide prepaid return envelopes.

Of course there's a twist. Several twists, actually. Some of us have sent play money, typically in amounts that have some significance, such as $44 to represent the 44th president of the US--which should rightfully be Hillary Clinton. Others started taping pennies to a piece of paper and sending that in; 57 pennies is a popular number, since that represents the 57 states Obama believes he visited as per a comment he made during the campaign. Some folks are taping their pennies--or slugs, washers, foreign coins...basically anything that weighs a lot--in the shape of the word P.U.M.A. (For those who haven't heard, there's a huge movement, Party Unity My Ass, made up of people like myself who are disgusted with the sham campaign run by Obama and the DNC.) Others are writing the word P.U.M.A. on rocks and sending those in.

The beauty of this type of "donation" is that it gets across the message that we are NOT falling in line behind the unqualified, unvetted, anti-American, racist, inexperienced messiah CHOSEN by Howard Dean and the DNC. No indeed.

Play money is fun, but the pennies/slugs/foreign coins are probably the best, as they actually cost the recipient money for postage [based on weight].

Why not join in the fun? If you're disgusted with the pretend campaign that's unfolded this year and want to make a statement, do! The next time you receive a plea for money from Backtrack Obama or the UNDemocratic party, grab that postage paid envelope, fill it up with play money or pennies or whatever, and send it in. Also feel free to write a personal message expressing your feelings. Now that the DNC and Obama are falling way short of their projected fundraising, perhaps they'll start LISTENING to why the donations fell off. Who knows...they may even come to their senses.

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Party unity my ass, or how the DNC is hurting for money

It pleases me to no end to be able to report that the [un]Democratic National Committee is hurting for funds for the Denver convention in August. GOOD! They're getting exactly what they deserve for having thrown EIGHTEEN MILLION of us [Clinton supporters] under their very large bus.

As of today, they're short about 11 million dollars, which they had promised to raise by mid-June. I guess Howard Dean and the other geniuses at the DNC didn't count on millions of us turning our backs on them, just as they turned their backs on Hillary and us. Surprise! Our message to them: Go fuck yourselves. You pushed--no SHOVED--an unqualified, unvetted, unknown commodity [Obama] down our throats over the vastly superior Clinton, and now you're paying for your own stupidity. Good luck raising the funds you need.

On the other hand, tons of us are mobilizing for trips to Denver during the convention [if the convention actually happens, that is] to protest the disgraceful behavior of the [un]Democratic party during this campaign. We'll be there in force, with our pro-Hillary gear, our anti-Obama merchandise, and our pro-McCain-if-we-have-to-choose-between-him-and-Obama stuff. Make no mistake about it, the fallout from the asinine decisions the Democrats made during this campaign will be big, loud, and its effects will be seen for years.

Many of us have already de-registered from the [un]Democratic party, and many more will follow. A favorite strategy right now is to send your torn-up voter's registration card [showing that you were registered as a Democrat] to Howard Dean for his viewing pleasure. Another fun thing to do is to send $44 in play money to the Obama campaign, and another $44 in play money to the DNC. Why 44? To represent the 44th president, of course. Why play money? So that you can attach a note saying that you're sending pretend money to help fund the pretend campaign they've been running. Want to participate? Great!

Here's where to send things to Howard Dean:

Howard Dean, Chairman
Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003

How about helping Obama out with his campaign?

Obama for America
PO Box 802798
Chicago, IL 60680

Whatever you do, please make sure you send an explanation! Remember, the folks we're dealing with aren't too swift, so you need to make abundantly clear WHY you're doing what you're doing.

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