Did hell freeze over?!

Did hell freeze over and someone forgot to tell me? What, you're asking? Here's the deal: It NEVER occurred to me, not even in my wildest dreams, that I would find myself agreeing with anything coming out of Rush Limbaugh's mouth...but it's happened. So, like I said, did hell freeze over?

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It's come to my attention (no, I don't actually listen to Rush Limbaugh), that Limbaugh has stated a list of things regarding Barack Hussein Obama that we can't talk about. And, by "we," I mean anyone who isn't a Kool-Aid swigging Obamabot. Here's the list in its entirety; go ahead, see if you don't agree too!

Things You Can't Say About Obama

"With Obama we started out, we couldn't talk about his big ears 'cause that made him nervous. We've gone from that to this: Not only can we not mention his ears...

We can't talk about his mother.

We can't talk about his father.

We can't talk about his grandmother unless he does, brings her up as a "typical white person."

We can't talk about his wife, can't talk about his preacher, can't talk about his terrorist friends, can't talk about his voting record, can't talk about his religion.

We can't talk about appeasement.

We can't talk about color; we can't talk about lack of color.

We can't talk about race. We can't talk about bombers and mobsters who are his friends. We can't talk about schooling. We can't talk about his name, "Hussein."

We can't talk about his lack of experience. Can't talk about his income. Can't talk about his flag pin.

This started out we can't call him a liberal.

It started out we just couldn't talk about his ears.

Now we can't say anything about him."


Go, Rush! (Never thought I'd be saying that, either.)

In addition to the items Limbaugh iterated, I can think of a few others:

. We can't talk about the nauseating pro-Obama bias in the media.

. We can't talk about why his wife's thesis was taken down from her university's web site.

. We can't talk about why his wife had never been proud of America before until her husband ran for president.

. We can't talk about the New Black Panther Party endorsement that was posted on Obama's official site...and then mysteriously disappeared.

. We can't talk about Louis Farrakhan.

. We can't talk about him giving the finger to Hillary Clinton during a speech in North Carolina. (Didn't that look presidential?)

. We can't talk about how woefully unable to speak in a coherent manner he is without a TelePrompTer handy to feed him one of his "articulate, eloquent" speeches.

. We can't talk about Michelle Obama's full-length mink coat (which shows their character when it comes to not caring about animals).

. Perhaps worst of all, we can't in any way question his qualifications (actually, his lack thereof) without being accused of being racist.

Guess what? I'm HAPPY to hear that someone, anyone, even if it is Rush Limbaugh, has the fucking balls to bring out the ridiculous "rules" of this new kind of campaign. It's about time.